Well, this is awkward. You found me. Recruiter? Creative Director? Ex?
Laura, seriously — I want the air fryer back.
You’re probably wondering if I’m alright. But let’s be honest: when someone says they’re “alright,” they’re usually not. So I’ll skip the performance. Here’s the truth:
Laura, seriously — I want the air fryer back.
You’re probably wondering if I’m alright. But let’s be honest: when someone says they’re “alright,” they’re usually not. So I’ll skip the performance. Here’s the truth:
I’ve spent nearly a decade writing my way through the ad world. Big networks like McCann and Publicis taught me the ropes. Then the indie shops—St Luke’s, BMB, The Elephant Room, Forever Beta—let me bend them a bit.
In that time, I wrote Aldi’s most engaging tweet (as of 2021), helped Ian Holloway give a halftime team talk for the first-ever Rainbow Football match, and even planned a Peperami wedding. Yes, really.
If you need someone who can build a brand with guts, craft a tone that actually sounds human, or just write something that makes people laugh, cry, and give a damn—then maybe I’m your guy.
TV ads, billboards, longform, social, newsletters, B2B, B2C, ghostwriting, press releases, rants on LinkedIn—I’ve done it all. No fluff, no filler, just words that work.
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